Sams impression of a crab
My parents and I were watching the Hobbit but then they both fell asleep so I stopped the movie and started Return of the King about halfway through and when my dad woke up he just looked at me with this horrified expression and whispered what day is it?
2013 was my character development year which means 2014 is strictly action and story progression and i dont know about you but i’m excited
humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of star
The Fates (Greek) have the subtle but awesome power of deciding a man’s destiny. They assign a man to good or evil. Their most obvious choice is choosing how long a man lives. There are three Fates. Clotho, the spinner, who spins the thread of life. Lachesis, the one who measures how long one’s life should be, and Atropos; she who cannot be turned, who at death with her shears cuts the thread of life. They are old and predate the gods, and it is not clear how far their power extends.
Tom Hiddleston playing Coriolanus -2013
How could she have the heart to cause this boy pain after an adorable moment like this?
"not everything has to be gay"
not everything has to be straight either but that doesn’t stop 99% of media
i cant believe its almost been a year since the world ended
3 dudes attempt a smoky eyes makeup tutorial while I fight for gasps of air
Me when I try using makeup tutorials to put makeup on
"my body is rejecting the makeup."
I was straight faced until I got to the fucking eyeliner